Sunday, January 18, 2015

Things You Learn Online

Guys, no one in the history of ever has referred to you as "old-fashioned."  If you refer to yourself in that manner, it reads as one thing, "repressed and proud of it."  So, on the one hand, that's not doing you any favours, but on the other, thanks for the warning.

I'm willing to assume if you have to say you're easy-going and like to chill, neither of those things are true.

If the only example you have of you dressed up was at someone's wedding, and you're wearing rental gear, don't post that.  Or, rather, do, because it tells us two things, you never dress up, but you think we'll be impressed at the way you look in a rented vest in a pattern a woman picked out because it matched what she had the bridesmaids wear.

However, I'm creepy.  I've discovered that I can find out someone's name when all the identifying information I have for them is their age, hometown and their degree.  That's a creepy-ass talent, because I can't be found as easily.  I don't think.  Nobody try to prove that to me.

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