Old Sinner

"'If I could work my will,' said Scrooge indignantly, 'every idiot who goes about with 'Merry Christmas' on his lips should be boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart.  He should!'"

There's nothing quite like sitting home and feeling miserable with nowhere to go, no way to get there if I had, and scrolling through a Facebook full of people wishing everyone else the best.  

And then I happened to look at my horoscope and get this:  "'Meupareunia' is an English word that refers to a sexual adventure in which only one of the participants has a good time. I'll be bold and predict that you will not experience a single instance of meupareunia in 2015. That's because I expect you'll be steadily upgrading your levels of empathy and your capacity for receptivity. You will be getting better and better at listening to your intimate allies and reading their emotional signals. I predict that synergy and symbiosis will be your specialties. Both your desire to please and your skill at giving pleasure will increase, as will your understanding of how many benefits you can reap by being a responsive partner. "

Which is another thing I didn't need to think about right now.  

I kind of want to stop existing for a little while.